The Oregon militia requested supplies after they took over a federal building in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Probably not on their wish list was this 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant that is on Amazon, but they are getting it.
The lube has a rating of 4 out of 5 stars from 329 reviews, and they are a riot to read. Here is product description is as follows:
What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons. Note: Includes pump. Ships via freight due to weight limit.
Maybe next someone will start sending them some of these dick face masks?